Life's too short for boring shirts. Our Funny & Sarcastic collection is packed with designs that bring the laughs and say the quiet part out loud, the things you've been thinking all along. Whether you want to make the whole room smile or just need a shirt that gets you, KhryssyLLC has a tee for that. Unapologetically funny and made for real life.
Some purchases just need a little girl math to make sense, and this retro strawberry gets it. Wearing sunglasses, sipping iced coffee, and carrying her shopping bag like she owns the mall, this playful character brings a laugh-out-loud moment to any outfit. Printed on pigment-dyed fabric that's soft from the first wear, this tee is an easy grab for a girls' trip, a treat-yourself day, or just because you deserve a shirt that gets your sense of humor. It's fun, a little sassy, and exactly the kind of tee that starts conversations. Available in multiple color options. Materials & Fit: Made on the Comfort Colors 1717 — 6.1 oz. 100% ring-spun cotton with a signature pigment-dyed finish that gives it that perfectly broken-in softness from the very first wear. Unisex fit with a relaxed, slightly oversized silhouette that flatters all body types. True to size — size down for a more fitted look. Allow +/- 1 inch tolerance across measurements. Printing: Each piece is printed using Screen Print or DTF (Direct to Film) technology for vibrant, long-lasting imagery that holds up wash after wash without cracking or fading. Turnaround: We do our absolute best to get your order out faster — most orders ship sooner than our standard window. Please allow up to 11–14 business days for production and fulfillment. Shipping time is additional and varies by location. Have a question about your order? Reach out and we'll be happy to help!
$19.99 - $29.99
If it was on sale, it's basically free, and this cozy hoodie makes that logic official. The bold varsity-style graphic turns a favorite inside joke into an everyday layer, with a kangaroo pocket and drawstring hood for extra comfort on cooler days. Heavyweight fleece keeps it warm without feeling bulky, perfect for errands, weekend hangs, or curling up with coffee. Made for anyone who's ever justified a purchase with a little creative math, it's a go-to hoodie that gets a laugh every single time. Materials & Sizing Made on the Gildan G185 Heavy Blend — 8 oz. 50/50 cotton-polyester fleece blend with a double-lined hood, front kangaroo pocket, and 1x1 rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex for lasting shape retention. Pill-resistant finish for long-term wear. Unisex fit with a relaxed, slightly oversized silhouette. True to size — size down for a more fitted look. Allow +/- 1 inch tolerance across measurements. Care Instructions Wash cold with similar colors (no bleach) Hang or lay flat to dry Avoid ironing over decorations Double-check size and color before ordering Quality & Printing Each piece is printed using Screen Print or DTF (Direct to Film) technology for vibrant, long-lasting imagery that holds up wash after wash without cracking or fading. Shipping & Turnaround We do our absolute best to get your order out faster — most orders ship sooner than our standard window. Please allow up to 11–14 business days for production and fulfillment. Shipping time is additional and varies by location. Have a question about your order? Reach out and we'll be happy to help!
$26.99 - $45.99
If it was on sale, it's basically free — and this cozy crewneck says it loud and proud. The bold varsity-style graphic turns a favorite inside joke into a comfortable everyday layer, with heavyweight fleece that's perfect for cooler days and lazy weekends alike. Soft on the inside, funny on the outside, it's an easy throw-on for errands, coffee runs, or curling up on the couch. Made for anyone who's ever justified a purchase with a little creative math, this sweatshirt turns retail logic into a laugh every time you wear it. Materials & Sizing Made on the Gildan G185 Heavy Blend — 8 oz. 50/50 cotton-polyester fleece blend with a double-lined hood, front kangaroo pocket, and 1x1 rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex for lasting shape retention. Pill-resistant finish for long-term wear. Unisex fit with a relaxed, slightly oversized silhouette. True to size — size down for a more fitted look. Allow +/- 1 inch tolerance across measurements. Care Instructions Wash cold with similar colors (no bleach) Hang or lay flat to dry Avoid ironing over decorations Double-check size and color before ordering Quality & Printing Each piece is printed using Screen Print or DTF (Direct to Film) technology for vibrant, long-lasting imagery that holds up wash after wash without cracking or fading. Shipping & Turnaround We do our absolute best to get your order out faster — most orders ship sooner than our standard window. Please allow up to 11–14 business days for production and fulfillment. Shipping time is additional and varies by location. Have a question about your order? Reach out and we'll be happy to help!
$23.99 - $40.99
If it was on sale, it doesn't count — and this tee gets it. The bold varsity-style graphic turns your favorite inside joke into an easy, everyday statement piece with a soft, broken-in feel from the first wear. Pigment-dyed and garment-washed for that lived-in comfort you don't have to break in yourself, it's the kind of tee that goes from errands to brunch without missing a beat. Perfect for the shopper who already knows returning something technically makes it free, this design is made to get a laugh from anyone who's ever justified a purchase with creative logic. Oversized and effortless, it's a go-to layering piece or a stand-alone favorite for anyone who loves a little humor with their comfort. Materials & Fit: Made on the Comfort Colors 1717 — 6.1 oz. 100% ring-spun cotton with a signature pigment-dyed finish that gives it that perfectly broken-in softness from the very first wear. Unisex fit with a relaxed, slightly oversized silhouette that flatters all body types. True to size — size down for a more fitted look. Allow +/- 1 inch tolerance across measurements. Printing: Each piece is printed using Screen Print or DTF (Direct to Film) technology for vibrant, long-lasting imagery that holds up wash after wash without cracking or fading. Turnaround: We do our absolute best to get your order out faster — most orders ship sooner than our standard window. Please allow up to 11–14 business days for production and fulfillment. Shipping time is additional and varies by location. Have a question about your order? Reach out and we'll be happy to help!
$19.99 - $29.99
Mind your business—the groceries are not going to laugh at themselves. If you see me taking feet pics, you already know the punchline: groceries are EXPENSIVE. This hoodie turns the viral meme into your comfiest, funniest flex, complete with a retro camera and skeleton-foot Polaroid that earns a double-take. Throw it on for errands, lazy days, or the group-chat meetup where everyone is equally over it. Built on a heavyweight hoodie made for all-day, curled-up comfort. Grab yours or gift it to your most gloriously unbothered friend. Materials & Sizing Made on the Gildan G185 Heavy Blend — 8 oz. 50/50 cotton-polyester fleece blend with a double-lined hood, front kangaroo pocket, and 1x1 rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex for lasting shape retention. Pill-resistant finish for long-term wear. Unisex fit with a relaxed, slightly oversized silhouette. True to size — size down for a more fitted look. Allow +/- 1 inch tolerance across measurements. Care Instructions Wash cold with similar colors (no bleach) Hang or lay flat to dry Avoid ironing over decorations Double-check size and color before ordering Quality & Printing Each piece is printed using Screen Print or DTF (Direct to Film) technology for vibrant, long-lasting imagery that holds up wash after wash without cracking or fading. Shipping & Turnaround We do our absolute best to get your order out faster — most orders ship sooner than our standard window. Please allow up to 11–14 business days for production and fulfillment. Shipping time is additional and varies by location. Have a question about your order? Reach out and we'll be happy to help!
$33.99 - $45.99
Taking the high road requires a discipline that some seasons simply don't call for. This hoodie understands the assignment. The Gildan G185 Heavy Blend is thick, warm, and built for the woman who makes bold decisions and looks great doing it. Double-lined hood, kangaroo pocket, and heavyweight warmth make it the piece she reaches for first — whether she's heading out or staying in with a glass of wine and a very specific worldview. The vintage "Why Take the High Road When You Can Take the Psycho Path" design is sharp, funny, and deeply accurate. Available in multiple color options. Materials & Sizing Made on the Gildan G185 Heavy Blend — 8 oz. 50/50 cotton-polyester fleece blend with a double-lined hood, front kangaroo pocket, and 1x1 rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex for lasting shape retention. Pill-resistant finish for long-term wear. Unisex fit with a relaxed, slightly oversized silhouette. True to size — size down for a more fitted look. Allow +/- 1 inch tolerance across measurements. Care Instructions Wash cold with similar colors (no bleach) Hang or lay flat to dry Avoid ironing over decorations Double-check size and color before ordering Quality & Printing Each piece is printed using Screen Print or DTF (Direct to Film) technology for vibrant, long-lasting imagery that holds up wash after wash without cracking or fading. Shipping & Turnaround We do our absolute best to get your order out faster — most orders ship sooner than our standard window. Please allow up to 11–14 business days for production and fulfillment. Shipping time is additional and varies by location. Have a question about your order? Reach out and we'll be happy to help!
$26.99 - $45.99
She's done. She's cozy. She's in her hoodie. And she has the duck to explain everything. The Gildan G185 Heavy Blend hoodie is the coziest possible armor for every day that requires too much. Double-lined hood for maximum tired energy, kangaroo pocket for the warmth that comes from giving up on being productive, and heavyweight warmth that says "I showed up and this is all you're getting." The "Too Tired for This" vintage duck illustration is funny, accurate, and deeply understood by every teacher, mom, and overextended human who wears it. Available in multiple color options. Materials & Sizing Made on the Gildan G185 Heavy Blend — 8 oz. 50/50 cotton-polyester fleece blend with a double-lined hood, front kangaroo pocket, and 1x1 rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex for lasting shape retention. Pill-resistant finish for long-term wear. Unisex fit with a relaxed, slightly oversized silhouette. True to size — size down for a more fitted look. Allow +/- 1 inch tolerance across measurements. Care Instructions Wash cold with similar colors (no bleach) Hang or lay flat to dry Avoid ironing over decorations Double-check size and color before ordering Quality & Printing Each piece is printed using Screen Print or DTF (Direct to Film) technology for vibrant, long-lasting imagery that holds up wash after wash without cracking or fading. Shipping & Turnaround We do our absolute best to get your order out faster — most orders ship sooner than our standard window. Please allow up to 11–14 business days for production and fulfillment. Shipping time is additional and varies by location. Have a question about your order? Reach out and we'll be happy to help!
$26.99 - $45.99
Hood up. Still loading since the covered wagon era. Please extend patience accordingly. This heavyweight Gildan pullover brings the vintage generational humor into full cozy mode — thick fleece, kangaroo pocket, and the most endearing joke in the hoodie lineup. For the woman from the last century who is doing her absolute best and wearing a hoodie about it. Materials & Sizing Made on the Gildan G185 Heavy Blend — 8 oz. 50/50 cotton-polyester fleece blend with a double-lined hood, front kangaroo pocket, and 1x1 rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex for lasting shape retention. Pill-resistant finish for long-term wear. Unisex fit with a relaxed, slightly oversized silhouette. True to size — size down for a more fitted look. Allow +/- 1 inch tolerance across measurements. Care Instructions Wash cold with similar colors (no bleach) Hang or lay flat to dry Avoid ironing over decorations Double-check size and color before ordering Quality & Printing Each piece is printed using Screen Print or DTF (Direct to Film) technology for vibrant, long-lasting imagery that holds up wash after wash without cracking or fading. Shipping & Turnaround We do our absolute best to get your order out faster — most orders ship sooner than our standard window. Please allow up to 11–14 business days for production and fulfillment. Shipping time is additional and varies by location. Have a question about your order? Reach out and we'll be happy to help!
$33.99 - $45.99
Hood up, iced coffee in hand. This cozy heavyweight hoodie features the shades-wearing doodle and his cold brew in soft, roomy warmth made for crisp dog walks and slow coffee-shop mornings. The retro-cool look keeps it effortlessly fun while the comfort keeps you wrapped up. Available in multiple color options, it is the everyday pullover for dog parents who believe iced coffee is a year-round commitment. Materials & Sizing Made on the Gildan G185 Heavy Blend — 8 oz. 50/50 cotton-polyester fleece blend with a double-lined hood, front kangaroo pocket, and 1x1 rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex for lasting shape retention. Pill-resistant finish for long-term wear. Unisex fit with a relaxed, slightly oversized silhouette. True to size — size down for a more fitted look. Allow +/- 1 inch tolerance across measurements. Care Instructions Wash cold with similar colors (no bleach) Hang or lay flat to dry Avoid ironing over decorations Double-check size and color before ordering Quality & Printing Each piece is printed using Screen Print or DTF (Direct to Film) technology for vibrant, long-lasting imagery that holds up wash after wash without cracking or fading. Shipping & Turnaround We do our absolute best to get your order out faster — most orders ship sooner than our standard window. Please allow up to 11–14 business days for production and fulfillment. Shipping time is additional and varies by location. Have a question about your order? Reach out and we'll be happy to help!
$26.99 - $45.99
Cozy comfort for the iced-coffee-forever crowd. This cozy heavyweight crewneck shows the shades-wearing doodle and his cold brew in soft, relaxed warmth made for chilly cafe mornings and slow weekend dog walks. The retro-cool look pairs perfectly with leggings and a cold brew in hand. Available in multiple color options, it is the snuggly everyday pick for dog parents who run on caffeine and good vibes. Materials & Sizing Made on the Gildan G185 Heavy Blend — 8 oz. 50/50 cotton-polyester fleece blend with a double-lined hood, front kangaroo pocket, and 1x1 rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex for lasting shape retention. Pill-resistant finish for long-term wear. Unisex fit with a relaxed, slightly oversized silhouette. True to size — size down for a more fitted look. Allow +/- 1 inch tolerance across measurements. Care Instructions Wash cold with similar colors (no bleach) Hang or lay flat to dry Avoid ironing over decorations Double-check size and color before ordering Quality & Printing Each piece is printed using Screen Print or DTF (Direct to Film) technology for vibrant, long-lasting imagery that holds up wash after wash without cracking or fading. Shipping & Turnaround We do our absolute best to get your order out faster — most orders ship sooner than our standard window. Please allow up to 11–14 business days for production and fulfillment. Shipping time is additional and varies by location. Have a question about your order? Reach out and we'll be happy to help!
$23.99 - $40.99
Equal parts dog love and caffeine addiction. This retro-cool tee features a shades-wearing doodle sipping an iced coffee, printed on soft garment-dyed cotton with that vintage, broken-in feel. It is the laid-back grab for coffee runs, dog-park mornings, and lazy weekends that start with a cold brew. Available in multiple color options, it is the effortlessly fun piece for anyone whose love language is dogs and iced coffee, in that order. Materials & Fit: Made on the Comfort Colors 1717 — 6.1 oz. 100% ring-spun cotton with a signature pigment-dyed finish that gives it that perfectly broken-in softness from the very first wear. Unisex fit with a relaxed, slightly oversized silhouette that flatters all body types. True to size — size down for a more fitted look. Allow +/- 1 inch tolerance across measurements. Printing: Each piece is printed using Screen Print or DTF (Direct to Film) technology for vibrant, long-lasting imagery that holds up wash after wash without cracking or fading. Turnaround: We do our absolute best to get your order out faster — most orders ship sooner than our standard window. Please allow up to 11–14 business days for production and fulfillment. Shipping time is additional and varies by location. Have a question about your order? Reach out and we'll be happy to help!
$19.99 - $29.99
Welcome to the broke-but-iconic era, where the grocery bill feels like a personal attack and humor is the only coping mechanism. If you see me taking feet pics, mind your business—groceries are expensive! This cozy crewneck wraps the viral joke in a vintage camera and skeleton-foot photo that gets the laughs every single time. Perfect for the friend who runs on sarcasm and cold brew. Made on a heavyweight crewneck with that warm, lived-in feel you’ll never want to take off. The funny gift that actually gets worn. Materials & Sizing Made on the Gildan G185 Heavy Blend — 8 oz. 50/50 cotton-polyester fleece blend with a double-lined hood, front kangaroo pocket, and 1x1 rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex for lasting shape retention. Pill-resistant finish for long-term wear. Unisex fit with a relaxed, slightly oversized silhouette. True to size — size down for a more fitted look. Allow +/- 1 inch tolerance across measurements. Care Instructions Wash cold with similar colors (no bleach) Hang or lay flat to dry Avoid ironing over decorations Double-check size and color before ordering Quality & Printing Each piece is printed using Screen Print or DTF (Direct to Film) technology for vibrant, long-lasting imagery that holds up wash after wash without cracking or fading. Shipping & Turnaround We do our absolute best to get your order out faster — most orders ship sooner than our standard window. Please allow up to 11–14 business days for production and fulfillment. Shipping time is additional and varies by location. Have a question about your order? Reach out and we'll be happy to help!
$29.99 - $40.99
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