Description
Welcome to the broke-but-iconic era, where the grocery bill feels like a personal attack and humor is the only coping mechanism. If you see me taking feet pics, mind your business—groceries are expensive! This cozy crewneck wraps the viral joke in a vintage camera and skeleton-foot photo that gets the laughs every single time. Perfect for the friend who runs on sarcasm and cold brew. Made on a heavyweight crewneck with that warm, lived-in feel you’ll never want to take off. The funny gift that actually gets worn.
Materials & Sizing Made on the Gildan G185 Heavy Blend — 8 oz. 50/50 cotton-polyester fleece blend with a double-lined hood, front kangaroo pocket, and 1x1 rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex for lasting shape retention. Pill-resistant finish for long-term wear. Unisex fit with a relaxed, slightly oversized silhouette. True to size — size down for a more fitted look. Allow +/- 1 inch tolerance across measurements.
Care Instructions
- Wash cold with similar colors (no bleach)
- Hang or lay flat to dry
- Avoid ironing over decorations
- Double-check size and color before ordering
Quality & Printing Each piece is printed using Screen Print or DTF (Direct to Film) technology for vibrant, long-lasting imagery that holds up wash after wash without cracking or fading.
Shipping & Turnaround We do our absolute best to get your order out faster — most orders ship sooner than our standard window. Please allow up to 11–14 business days for production and fulfillment. Shipping time is additional and varies by location. Have a question about your order? Reach out and we'll be happy to help!
