Life's too short for boring shirts. Our Funny & Sarcastic collection is packed with designs that bring the laughs and say the quiet part out loud, the things you've been thinking all along. Whether you want to make the whole room smile or just need a shirt that gets you, KhryssyLLC has a tee for that. Unapologetically funny and made for real life.
She's warm. She's relaxed. And she will lean forward real quick if the situation demands it. This Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie is everything — a thick, cozy 50/50 cotton-poly fleece with a kangaroo pocket built for hands, snacks, and moral support. The structured hood, ribbed cuffs, and classic pullover silhouette give it that effortlessly cool look that works with everything from leggings to denim. 'I might be laid back but I can lean forward real quick' is the kind of energy that deserves to be wrapped in something this comfortable. Available in multiple color options. Gift it to the funniest person you know — or keep it, no judgment. Materials & Sizing Uses advanced DTF or screen print tech Unisex fit, true to size Allow +/- 1 inch tolerance Comfortable, recommended to size down for a fitted look Fabric options: Comfort Colors tees, Bella + Canvas long sleeves, Gildan SoftStyle crewnecks and hoodies Care Instructions Wash cold with similar colors (no bleach) Hang or lay flat to dry Avoid ironing over decorations Double-check size and color before ordering Quality & Printing Soft, unisex apparel designed for comfort Screen Print images or cutting-edge DTF technology for vibrant images Shipping & Turnaround Made fresh after order placement Usually ships next day if items are in stock Delivery time: 5-7 days. Custom Orders may vary. Custom colors? Let us know! Backorder times will be communicated.
$33.99 - $45.99
Your weekend plan has exactly one step: get comfortable and stay that way. This crewneck sweatshirt features bold CHILL MODE ACTIVATED lettering that lets everyone know you are officially off the clock. Cozy heavyweight fleece, ribbed cuffs, and a classic crew fit make it the one you'll reach for all season long. The relaxed fit layers easily over a tee. It is made for movie nights, coffee runs, and Sunday resets. Kids sizes mean the little ones can match too. Available in multiple color options, it's easygoing style wherever you go. Materials & Sizing Made on the Gildan G180 Heavy Blend — 8 oz. 50/50 cotton-polyester fleece blend with a crewneck collar and 1x1 rib knit collar, cuffs, and waistband with spandex for lasting shape retention. Pill-resistant air jet yarn. Unisex fit with a relaxed, slightly oversized silhouette. True to size — size down for a more fitted look. Allow +/- 1 inch tolerance across measurements. Care Instructions Wash cold with similar colors (no bleach) Hang or lay flat to dry Avoid ironing over decorations Double-check size and color before ordering Quality & Printing Each piece is printed using Screen Print or DTF (Direct to Film) technology for vibrant, long-lasting imagery that holds up wash after wash without cracking or fading. Shipping & Turnaround We do our absolute best to get your order out faster — most orders ship sooner than our standard window. Please allow up to 11–14 business days for production and fulfillment. Shipping time is additional and varies by location. Have a question about your order? Reach out and we'll be happy to help!
$23.99 - $40.99
Hood up, snacks in the pocket, and nothing on the schedule. This pullover hoodie brings a cute bear pushing a shopping cart of goodies, drawn in bold one-color line art with 99 PROBLEMS BUT A SWEET LITTLE TREAT lettering. Heavyweight fleece, a roomy kangaroo pocket, and a drawstring hood keep you warm on every snack run, and the relaxed fit leaves room for layers. Throw it on for late-night snack runs, road trips, and cozy weekends in. Kids sizes let the little ones join the treat crew. Available in multiple color options, it's sweet, cozy humor wherever you go. Materials & Sizing Made on the Gildan G185 Heavy Blend — 8 oz. 50/50 cotton-polyester fleece blend with a double-lined hood, front kangaroo pocket, and 1x1 rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex for lasting shape retention. Pill-resistant finish for long-term wear. Unisex fit with a relaxed, slightly oversized silhouette. True to size — size down for a more fitted look. Allow +/- 1 inch tolerance across measurements. Care Instructions Wash cold with similar colors (no bleach) Hang or lay flat to dry Avoid ironing over decorations Double-check size and color before ordering Quality & Printing Each piece is printed using Screen Print or DTF (Direct to Film) technology for vibrant, long-lasting imagery that holds up wash after wash without cracking or fading. Shipping & Turnaround We do our absolute best to get your order out faster — most orders ship sooner than our standard window. Please allow up to 11–14 business days for production and fulfillment. Shipping time is additional and varies by location. Have a question about your order? Reach out and we'll be happy to help!
$26.99 - $45.99
Cozy fleece and a cart full of snacks. Problems? What problems? This crewneck sweatshirt features a cute bear pushing a shopping cart of goodies, drawn in bold one-color line art with 99 PROBLEMS BUT A SWEET LITTLE TREAT lettering. Cozy heavyweight fleece, ribbed cuffs, and a classic crew fit make it the one you'll reach for all season long. The relaxed fit layers easily over a tee. It is perfect for movie nights, holiday shopping trips, and cozy days on the couch with dessert. Kids sizes make it fun for little ones to match. Available in multiple color options, it's cozy, silly charm wherever you go. Materials & Sizing Made on the Gildan G180 Heavy Blend — 8 oz. 50/50 cotton-polyester fleece blend with a crewneck collar and 1x1 rib knit collar, cuffs, and waistband with spandex for lasting shape retention. Pill-resistant air jet yarn. Unisex fit with a relaxed, slightly oversized silhouette. True to size — size down for a more fitted look. Allow +/- 1 inch tolerance across measurements. Care Instructions Wash cold with similar colors (no bleach) Hang or lay flat to dry Avoid ironing over decorations Double-check size and color before ordering Quality & Printing Each piece is printed using Screen Print or DTF (Direct to Film) technology for vibrant, long-lasting imagery that holds up wash after wash without cracking or fading. Shipping & Turnaround We do our absolute best to get your order out faster — most orders ship sooner than our standard window. Please allow up to 11–14 business days for production and fulfillment. Shipping time is additional and varies by location. Have a question about your order? Reach out and we'll be happy to help!
$23.99 - $40.99
Cool mornings call for warm coffee, soft sleeves, and maybe a pastry. This long sleeve tee shows off a cute bear pushing a shopping cart of goodies, drawn in bold one-color line art with 99 PROBLEMS BUT A SWEET LITTLE TREAT lettering. Garment-dyed heavyweight Comfort Colors cotton feels soft yet substantial, and ribbed cuffs keep the sleeves neat wash after wash. The relaxed fit looks great on its own or under a cardigan. Wear it on weekend errands, bakery stops, and lazy shopping days with your favorite person. It layers easily under a jacket on chilly days. Available in multiple color options, it's sweet, silly comfort wherever you go. Materials & Fit: Made on the Comfort Colors C6014 — 6.1 oz. 100% ring-spun cotton with a signature garment-dyed finish that gives it that perfectly broken-in softness from the very first wear. Unisex fit with a relaxed, slightly oversized silhouette that flatters all body types. True to size — size down for a more fitted look. Allow +/- 1 inch tolerance across measurements. Care Instructions Wash cold with similar colors (no bleach) Hang or lay flat to dry Avoid ironing over decorations Double-check size and color before ordering Printing: Each piece is printed using Screen Print or DTF (Direct to Film) technology for vibrant, long-lasting imagery that holds up wash after wash without cracking or fading. Turnaround: We do our absolute best to get your order out faster — most orders ship sooner than our standard window. Please allow up to 11–14 business days for production and fulfillment. Shipping time is additional and varies by location. Have a question about your order? Reach out and we'll be happy to help!
$32.99 - $41.99
Hose water, latchkey afternoons, and zero supervision. This long sleeve tee features GEN X in bold distressed block letters above Raised on hose water & neglect in typewriter text. Garment-dyed heavyweight Comfort Colors cotton feels soft yet substantial, and ribbed cuffs keep the sleeves neat wash after wash. The relaxed fit looks great on its own or under a flannel. Wear it to reunions, game nights, and weekend errands with friends who get the joke. It makes an easy birthday gift for anyone who grew up riding bikes until the streetlights came on. Available in multiple color options, it's nostalgic humor wherever you go. Materials & Fit: Made on the Comfort Colors C6014 — 6.1 oz. 100% ring-spun cotton with a signature garment-dyed finish that gives it that perfectly broken-in softness from the very first wear. Unisex fit with a relaxed, slightly oversized silhouette that flatters all body types. True to size — size down for a more fitted look. Allow +/- 1 inch tolerance across measurements. Care Instructions Wash cold with similar colors (no bleach) Hang or lay flat to dry Avoid ironing over decorations Double-check size and color before ordering Printing: Each piece is printed using Screen Print or DTF (Direct to Film) technology for vibrant, long-lasting imagery that holds up wash after wash without cracking or fading. Turnaround: We do our absolute best to get your order out faster — most orders ship sooner than our standard window. Please allow up to 11–14 business days for production and fulfillment. Shipping time is additional and varies by location. Have a question about your order? Reach out and we'll be happy to help!
$32.99 - $41.99
For everyone who has smiled politely through a very long opinion. This heavyweight crewneck delivers the punchline in typewriter-style lettering, "Your two cents is probably why they're getting rid of pennies," with a bold script "Pennies" to seal the deal. The fleece is cozy and substantial without feeling stiff, and it holds its shape wash after wash. Pull it over leggings, layer it under a coat, or wear it to the next meeting that could have been an email. Available in multiple color options, it's a warm, funny piece with a little sass, wherever the day takes you. Materials & Sizing Made on the Gildan G180 Heavy Blend — 8 oz. 50/50 cotton-polyester fleece blend with a crewneck collar and 1x1 rib knit collar, cuffs, and waistband with spandex for lasting shape retention. Pill-resistant air jet yarn. Unisex fit with a relaxed, slightly oversized silhouette. True to size — size down for a more fitted look. Allow +/- 1 inch tolerance across measurements. Care Instructions Wash cold with similar colors (no bleach) Hang or lay flat to dry Avoid ironing over decorations Double-check size and color before ordering Quality & Printing Each piece is printed using Screen Print or DTF (Direct to Film) technology for vibrant, long-lasting imagery that holds up wash after wash without cracking or fading. Shipping & Turnaround We do our absolute best to get your order out faster — most orders ship sooner than our standard window. Please allow up to 11–14 business days for production and fulfillment. Shipping time is additional and varies by location. Have a question about your order? Reach out and we'll be happy to help!
$29.99 - $40.99
Hood up, opinions optional. This pullover hoodie delivers the punchline in typewriter-style lettering, "Your two cents is probably why they're getting rid of pennies," with a bold script "Pennies" for the finish. The heavyweight fleece keeps the chill out, while the roomy kangaroo pocket and drawstring hood make it the go-to layer for cold mornings and long days. Dress it up with a puffer vest or down with joggers, and it works either way. Available in multiple color options, it's a warm, dry-humored piece for anyone with a well-honed eye roll, wherever the season leads. Materials & Sizing Made on the Gildan G185 Heavy Blend — 8 oz. 50/50 cotton-polyester fleece blend with a double-lined hood, front kangaroo pocket, and 1x1 rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex for lasting shape retention. Pill-resistant finish for long-term wear. Unisex fit with a relaxed, slightly oversized silhouette. True to size — size down for a more fitted look. Allow +/- 1 inch tolerance across measurements. Care Instructions Wash cold with similar colors (no bleach) Hang or lay flat to dry Avoid ironing over decorations Double-check size and color before ordering Quality & Printing Each piece is printed using Screen Print or DTF (Direct to Film) technology for vibrant, long-lasting imagery that holds up wash after wash without cracking or fading. Shipping & Turnaround We do our absolute best to get your order out faster — most orders ship sooner than our standard window. Please allow up to 11–14 business days for production and fulfillment. Shipping time is additional and varies by location. Have a question about your order? Reach out and we'll be happy to help!
$33.99 - $45.99
Some comments deserve a sleeve-length response. This long sleeve tee delivers the punchline in typewriter-style lettering, "Your two cents is probably why they're getting rid of pennies," finished with a bold script "Pennies." It's dry, it's sarcastic, and it never has to raise its voice. The garment-dyed heavyweight Comfort Colors cotton is soft yet substantial, with ribbed cuffs that keep their shape through every wash and every rolled-up sleeve. Wear it solo on mild days or layer it under a vest when the air cools. Available in multiple color options, it's a roomy, reliable long sleeve with attitude, ready to go wherever the day takes you. Materials & Fit: Made on the Comfort Colors 1717 — 6.1 oz. 100% ring-spun cotton with a signature pigment-dyed finish that gives it that perfectly broken-in softness from the very first wear. Unisex fit with a relaxed, slightly oversized silhouette that flatters all body types. True to size — size down for a more fitted look. Allow +/- 1 inch tolerance across measurements. Printing: Each piece is printed using Screen Print or DTF (Direct to Film) technology for vibrant, long-lasting imagery that holds up wash after wash without cracking or fading. Turnaround: We do our absolute best to get your order out faster — most orders ship sooner than our standard window. Please allow up to 11–14 business days for production and fulfillment. Shipping time is additional and varies by location. Have a question about your order? Reach out and we'll be happy to help!
$32.99 - $36.99
We all know someone with an opinion nobody asked for, and now you can respond without saying a word. Typewriter-style lettering delivers the punchline, "Your two cents is probably why they're getting rid of pennies," with a bold script "Pennies" landing the final blow. It's sarcasm with a straight face, printed on pigment-dyed Comfort Colors cotton that feels broken-in and lived-in from the very first wear. The relaxed, roomy fit layers easily under a flannel or wears solo with jeans, so it's ready for meetings, family dinners, and everything in between. Available in multiple color options, it's a funny, comfortable piece, wherever you go. Materials & Fit: Made on the Comfort Colors 1717 — 6.1 oz. 100% ring-spun cotton with a signature pigment-dyed finish that gives it that perfectly broken-in softness from the very first wear. Unisex fit with a relaxed, slightly oversized silhouette that flatters all body types. True to size — size down for a more fitted look. Allow +/- 1 inch tolerance across measurements. Printing: Each piece is printed using Screen Print or DTF (Direct to Film) technology for vibrant, long-lasting imagery that holds up wash after wash without cracking or fading. Turnaround: We do our absolute best to get your order out faster — most orders ship sooner than our standard window. Please allow up to 11–14 business days for production and fulfillment. Shipping time is additional and varies by location. Have a question about your order? Reach out and we'll be happy to help!
$19.99 - $29.99
This girl math hoodie brings the retro strawberry character -- sunglasses on, shopping bag in hand -- to a cozy, heavyweight pullover with a drawstring hood and kangaroo pocket. It's warm enough for chilly days and relaxed enough for a lazy weekend, making it an easy go-to whenever you need a laugh and a little extra comfort. The playful graphic is a fun conversation starter, whether you're running errands or meeting friends for coffee. A great gift for the shopping-loving friend in your life, or a cozy treat for yourself. Available in multiple color options. Materials & Sizing Made on the Gildan G185 Heavy Blend — 8 oz. 50/50 cotton-polyester fleece blend with a double-lined hood, front kangaroo pocket, and 1x1 rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex for lasting shape retention. Pill-resistant finish for long-term wear. Unisex fit with a relaxed, slightly oversized silhouette. True to size — size down for a more fitted look. Allow +/- 1 inch tolerance across measurements. Care Instructions Wash cold with similar colors (no bleach) Hang or lay flat to dry Avoid ironing over decorations Double-check size and color before ordering Quality & Printing Each piece is printed using Screen Print or DTF (Direct to Film) technology for vibrant, long-lasting imagery that holds up wash after wash without cracking or fading. Shipping & Turnaround We do our absolute best to get your order out faster — most orders ship sooner than our standard window. Please allow up to 11–14 business days for production and fulfillment. Shipping time is additional and varies by location. Have a question about your order? Reach out and we'll be happy to help!
$26.99 - $45.99
This cozy crewneck brings the retro girl math strawberry -- sunglasses, shopping bag, and all -- to a heavyweight fleece built for cooler days. It's warm without feeling bulky, making it easy to layer for errands, coffee runs, or a casual weekend hang. The playful graphic adds a little humor to your everyday wardrobe, while the soft fleece keeps you comfortable from morning to night. A fun gift for the friend who always has a girl math justification ready, or a cozy treat for yourself. Available in multiple color options. Materials & Sizing Made on the Gildan G185 Heavy Blend — 8 oz. 50/50 cotton-polyester fleece blend with a double-lined hood, front kangaroo pocket, and 1x1 rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex for lasting shape retention. Pill-resistant finish for long-term wear. Unisex fit with a relaxed, slightly oversized silhouette. True to size — size down for a more fitted look. Allow +/- 1 inch tolerance across measurements. Care Instructions Wash cold with similar colors (no bleach) Hang or lay flat to dry Avoid ironing over decorations Double-check size and color before ordering Quality & Printing Each piece is printed using Screen Print or DTF (Direct to Film) technology for vibrant, long-lasting imagery that holds up wash after wash without cracking or fading. Shipping & Turnaround We do our absolute best to get your order out faster — most orders ship sooner than our standard window. Please allow up to 11–14 business days for production and fulfillment. Shipping time is additional and varies by location. Have a question about your order? Reach out and we'll be happy to help!
$23.99 - $40.99
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