Description
The high road is lovely. The psycho path is faster and way more interesting. This bold vintage-style design features a retro woman on a tricycle with a glass of wine — because of course it does. Made on the Comfort Colors 1717 for that pigment-dyed softness that makes it your most-reached-for tee from the first wear. The "Why Take the High Road When You Can Take the Psycho Path" statement is the kind of dry, perfectly calibrated humor that makes people laugh out loud and immediately say "I need this." Perfect birthday gift or honest self-purchase. Available in multiple color options.
Materials & Fit: Made on the Comfort Colors 1717 — 6.1 oz. 100% ring-spun cotton with a signature pigment-dyed finish that gives it that perfectly broken-in softness from the very first wear. Unisex fit with a relaxed, slightly oversized silhouette that flatters all body types. True to size — size down for a more fitted look. Allow +/- 1 inch tolerance across measurements.
Printing: Each piece is printed using Screen Print or DTF (Direct to Film) technology for vibrant, long-lasting imagery that holds up wash after wash without cracking or fading.
Turnaround: We do our absolute best to get your order out faster — most orders ship sooner than our standard window. Please allow up to 11–14 business days for production and fulfillment. Shipping time is additional and varies by location. Have a question about your order? Reach out and we'll be happy to help!
