Description
Picking the family tree is serious business, and you have standards. This crewneck sweatshirt lays them out in bold bubble lettering: I LIKE THEM REAL THICK AND SPRUCEY, wrapped around a Christmas tree with ornaments and sparkles. It's funny, festive, and a guaranteed conversation starter at holiday parties and tree lots alike. Cozy heavyweight fleece keeps you warm while you hunt for the perfect tree, and the relaxed crew fit pairs with leggings or jeans. It makes a hilarious gift for the friend with a cheeky sense of humor. Available in multiple color options, it's warm, playful, and festive wherever you go.
Materials & Sizing Made on the Gildan G180 Heavy Blend — 8 oz. 50/50 cotton-polyester fleece blend with a crewneck collar and 1x1 rib knit collar, cuffs, and waistband with spandex for lasting shape retention. Pill-resistant air jet yarn. Unisex fit with a relaxed, slightly oversized silhouette. True to size — size down for a more fitted look. Allow +/- 1 inch tolerance across measurements.
Care Instructions
- Wash cold with similar colors (no bleach)
- Hang or lay flat to dry
- Avoid ironing over decorations
- Double-check size and color before ordering
Quality & Printing Each piece is printed using Screen Print or DTF (Direct to Film) technology for vibrant, long-lasting imagery that holds up wash after wash without cracking or fading.
Shipping & Turnaround We do our absolute best to get your order out faster — most orders ship sooner than our standard window. Please allow up to 11–14 business days for production and fulfillment. Shipping time is additional and varies by location. Have a question about your order? Reach out and we'll be happy to help!
