Description
The high road is a choice. The psycho path is a calling. This crewneck celebrates both the vintage illustration and the life philosophy behind it. The Gildan G180 heavyweight fleece is thick, warm, and perfectly cozy for a season when the psycho path might genuinely be more scenic. The retro woman on a tricycle with a glass of wine brings just enough irony to elevate this from funny to genuinely iconic. Available in multiple color options. Perfect birthday gift, holiday gift, or the most honest galentine's present you'll ever give.
Materials & Sizing Made on the Gildan G185 Heavy Blend — 8 oz. 50/50 cotton-polyester fleece blend with a double-lined hood, front kangaroo pocket, and 1x1 rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex for lasting shape retention. Pill-resistant finish for long-term wear. Unisex fit with a relaxed, slightly oversized silhouette. True to size — size down for a more fitted look. Allow +/- 1 inch tolerance across measurements.
Care Instructions
- Wash cold with similar colors (no bleach)
- Hang or lay flat to dry
- Avoid ironing over decorations
- Double-check size and color before ordering
Quality & Printing Each piece is printed using Screen Print or DTF (Direct to Film) technology for vibrant, long-lasting imagery that holds up wash after wash without cracking or fading.
Shipping & Turnaround We do our absolute best to get your order out faster — most orders ship sooner than our standard window. Please allow up to 11–14 business days for production and fulfillment. Shipping time is additional and varies by location. Have a question about your order? Reach out and we'll be happy to help!
