Gen X Raised on Hose Water and Neglect Funny Tee

Description

You drank from the hose, came home when the streetlights came on, and nobody tracked your location. And you're FINE. This Gen X tee is a badge of honor for the generation that survived it all with zero helicopter parents and maximum independence. The bold distressed block lettering gives it that vintage, worn-in feel that pairs perfectly with the pigment-dyed softness of the Comfort Colors 1717. Great for a weekend out, a reunion, a birthday gift, or just daily proof that you made it. Available in multiple color options. Unisex-friendly cut and sizing.

Materials & Fit This tee is made on the Comfort Colors 1717 — 6.1 oz. 100% ring-spun cotton with a pigment-dyed finish that gives it that soft, worn-in feel right out of the bag. Unisex fit with a relaxed, slightly oversized silhouette. Runs true to size — size down if you prefer a more fitted look. Please allow +/- 1 inch tolerance across measurements.

Printing Printed using Screen Print or DTF (Direct to Film) technology for bold, vibrant imagery that stays sharp and vivid wash after wash.

Shipping & Turnaround

  • Made fresh after order placement
  • Usually ships next day if items are in stock
  • Delivery time: 5-7 days. Custom Orders may vary.
  • Custom colors? Let us know!
  • Backorder times will be communicated.

Gen X Raised on Hose Water and Neglect Funny Tee

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ships within 5-7 business days

$20.99

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    Description

    You drank from the hose, came home when the streetlights came on, and nobody tracked your location. And you're FINE. This Gen X tee is a badge of honor for the generation that survived it all with zero helicopter parents and maximum independence. The bold distressed block lettering gives it that vintage, worn-in feel that pairs perfectly with the pigment-dyed softness of the Comfort Colors 1717. Great for a weekend out, a reunion, a birthday gift, or just daily proof that you made it. Available in multiple color options. Unisex-friendly cut and sizing.

    Materials & Fit This tee is made on the Comfort Colors 1717 — 6.1 oz. 100% ring-spun cotton with a pigment-dyed finish that gives it that soft, worn-in feel right out of the bag. Unisex fit with a relaxed, slightly oversized silhouette. Runs true to size — size down if you prefer a more fitted look. Please allow +/- 1 inch tolerance across measurements.

    Printing Printed using Screen Print or DTF (Direct to Film) technology for bold, vibrant imagery that stays sharp and vivid wash after wash.

    Shipping & Turnaround

    • Made fresh after order placement
    • Usually ships next day if items are in stock
    • Delivery time: 5-7 days. Custom Orders may vary.
    • Custom colors? Let us know!
    • Backorder times will be communicated.

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