Description
Before you judge, know that coffee hadn't happened yet. This crewneck sweatshirt makes your case to the big guy himself: DEAR SANTA, IN MY DEFENSE, I HADN'T HAD COFFEE YET, set in bold block letters with a flowing script for the punchline. It's funny, relatable, and exactly what every caffeine-powered mom, teacher, and nurse is thinking in December. Cozy heavyweight fleece keeps you warm on early mornings, and the relaxed crew fit works with leggings or jeans. It makes a great gift exchange pick, too. Available in multiple color options, it's warm, honest, and funny wherever you go.
Materials & Sizing Made on the Gildan G180 Heavy Blend — 8 oz. 50/50 cotton-polyester fleece blend with a crewneck collar and 1x1 rib knit collar, cuffs, and waistband with spandex for lasting shape retention. Pill-resistant air jet yarn. Unisex fit with a relaxed, slightly oversized silhouette. True to size — size down for a more fitted look. Allow +/- 1 inch tolerance across measurements.
Care Instructions
- Wash cold with similar colors (no bleach)
- Hang or lay flat to dry
- Avoid ironing over decorations
- Double-check size and color before ordering
Quality & Printing Each piece is printed using Screen Print or DTF (Direct to Film) technology for vibrant, long-lasting imagery that holds up wash after wash without cracking or fading.
Shipping & Turnaround We do our absolute best to get your order out faster — most orders ship sooner than our standard window. Please allow up to 11–14 business days for production and fulfillment. Shipping time is additional and varies by location. Have a question about your order? Reach out and we'll be happy to help!
