Description
Let's be honest: Santa's list should come with a caffeine exception. This tee pleads your case in bold letters, DEAR SANTA, IN MY DEFENSE, I HADN'T HAD COFFEE YET, mixing classic block type with a flowing script for the punchline. It's the perfect shirt for anyone who's been a little more naughty than nice before their first cup. Printed on pigment-dyed Comfort Colors cotton, it feels soft and broken-in from the first wear, with a relaxed fit made for coffee runs and holiday errands. It's a laugh-out-loud gift for moms, teachers, and coworkers. Available in multiple color options, it's honest holiday humor wherever you go.
Materials & Fit: Made on the Comfort Colors 1717 — 6.1 oz. 100% ring-spun cotton with a signature pigment-dyed finish that gives it that perfectly broken-in softness from the very first wear. Unisex fit with a relaxed, slightly oversized silhouette that flatters all body types. True to size — size down for a more fitted look. Allow +/- 1 inch tolerance across measurements.
Care Instructions
- Wash cold with similar colors (no bleach)
- Hang or lay flat to dry
- Avoid ironing over decorations
- Double-check size and color before ordering
Printing: Each piece is printed using Screen Print or DTF (Direct to Film) technology for vibrant, long-lasting imagery that holds up wash after wash without cracking or fading.
Turnaround: We do our absolute best to get your order out faster — most orders ship sooner than our standard window. Please allow up to 11–14 business days for production and fulfillment. Shipping time is additional and varies by location. Have a question about your order? Reach out and we'll be happy to help!