Description
For the mornings when the coffee maker is the real hero of the holidays. This pullover hoodie spells it out: DEAR SANTA, IN MY DEFENSE, I HADN'T HAD COFFEE YET, with bold block letters and a hand-lettered script that delivers the punchline. Cozy heavyweight fleece, a roomy kangaroo pocket, and a drawstring hood make it the layer you'll grab before that first sip. It's a perfect gift for the friend who should not be spoken to before coffee. Available in multiple color options, it's cozy, funny, and honest wherever you go.
Materials & Sizing Made on the Gildan G185 Heavy Blend — 8 oz. 50/50 cotton-polyester fleece blend with a double-lined hood, front kangaroo pocket, and 1x1 rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex for lasting shape retention. Pill-resistant finish for long-term wear. Unisex fit with a relaxed, slightly oversized silhouette. True to size — size down for a more fitted look. Allow +/- 1 inch tolerance across measurements.
Care Instructions
- Wash cold with similar colors (no bleach)
- Hang or lay flat to dry
- Avoid ironing over decorations
- Double-check size and color before ordering
Quality & Printing Each piece is printed using Screen Print or DTF (Direct to Film) technology for vibrant, long-lasting imagery that holds up wash after wash without cracking or fading.
Shipping & Turnaround We do our absolute best to get your order out faster — most orders ship sooner than our standard window. Please allow up to 11–14 business days for production and fulfillment. Shipping time is additional and varies by location. Have a question about your order? Reach out and we'll be happy to help!
