Life's too short for boring shirts. Our Humor & Inspirational collection is packed with designs that bring the laughs, lift the spirit, and speak the truth you've been thinking all along. Whether you need a pick-me-up or just want to make the whole room smile, KhryssyLLC has a tee for that. Faith-forward, unapologetically funny, and made for real life.
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KhryssyLLC Just Waiting for Halloween Skeleton Pool Float Tee | Spooky Gift
Summer isn't over — it's just haunted now. This vibrant "Just Waiting for Halloween" skeleton pool float tee captures the exact energy of every person who starts counting down to October the moment September begins. The colorful skeleton chilling in a pool float surrounded by pumpkins and bats is joyfully chaotic and completely iconic. Made on the Comfort Colors 1717 for that pigment-dyed softness that makes it the most-reached-for piece in your rotation. Perfect for Halloween lovers, spooky season fans, and anyone who considers October their whole personality. Available in multiple color options. Materials & Fit: Made on the Comfort Colors 1717 — 6.1 oz. 100% ring-spun cotton with a signature pigment-dyed finish that gives it that perfectly broken-in softness from the very first wear. Unisex fit with a relaxed, slightly oversized silhouette that flatters all body types. True to size — size down for a more fitted look. Allow +/- 1 inch tolerance across measurements. Printing: Each piece is printed using Screen Print or DTF (Direct to Film) technology for vibrant, long-lasting imagery that holds up wash after wash without cracking or fading. Turnaround: We do our absolute best to get your order out faster — most orders ship sooner than our standard window. Please allow up to 11–14 business days for production and fulfillment. Shipping time is additional and varies by location. Have a question about your order? Reach out and we'll be happy to help!
$19.99 - $28.99
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KhryssyLLC If Jesus Can Feed 5000 I Can Make Supper Funny Faith Tee
Faith and a sense of humor belong in the same wardrobe. This bold "If Jesus Can Feed 5000 I Can Make Supper" tee is for the woman who shows up in the kitchen with a prayer and a plan — and somehow always pulls it off. The Comfort Colors 1717 delivers that signature pigment-dyed softness that feels like your favorite tee from the very first wear. Perfect for Sunday dinners, holiday gatherings, Mother's Day, or gifting to every woman who feeds her whole family and considers it a spiritual discipline. Available in multiple color options. Materials & Fit: Made on the Comfort Colors 1717 — 6.1 oz. 100% ring-spun cotton with a signature pigment-dyed finish that gives it that perfectly broken-in softness from the very first wear. Unisex fit with a relaxed, slightly oversized silhouette that flatters all body types. True to size — size down for a more fitted look. Allow +/- 1 inch tolerance across measurements. Printing: Each piece is printed using Screen Print or DTF (Direct to Film) technology for vibrant, long-lasting imagery that holds up wash after wash without cracking or fading. Turnaround: We do our absolute best to get your order out faster — most orders ship sooner than our standard window. Please allow up to 11–14 business days for production and fulfillment. Shipping time is additional and varies by location. Have a question about your order? Reach out and we'll be happy to help!
$19.99 - $28.99
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KhryssyLLC Too Tired for This Duck Coffee Funny Crewneck Sweatshirt | Tired Gift
If you've ever looked at a duck with its head buried in a warm drink while wearing slippers and thought "yes, that is me" — this crewneck is for you. The Gildan G180 heavyweight fleece is thick, warm, and perfectly cozy for every morning that calls for maximum comfort and minimum expectations. The "Too Tired for This" vintage duck illustration is funny, relatable, and deeply accurate for teachers, moms, nurses, and anyone who has been awake longer than they'd like to admit. Available in multiple color options. The most understood gift you'll give all year. Materials & Sizing Made on the Gildan G185 Heavy Blend — 8 oz. 50/50 cotton-polyester fleece blend with a double-lined hood, front kangaroo pocket, and 1x1 rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex for lasting shape retention. Pill-resistant finish for long-term wear. Unisex fit with a relaxed, slightly oversized silhouette. True to size — size down for a more fitted look. Allow +/- 1 inch tolerance across measurements. Care Instructions Wash cold with similar colors (no bleach) Hang or lay flat to dry Avoid ironing over decorations Double-check size and color before ordering Quality & Printing Each piece is printed using Screen Print or DTF (Direct to Film) technology for vibrant, long-lasting imagery that holds up wash after wash without cracking or fading. Shipping & Turnaround We do our absolute best to get your order out faster — most orders ship sooner than our standard window. Please allow up to 11–14 business days for production and fulfillment. Shipping time is additional and varies by location. Have a question about your order? Reach out and we'll be happy to help!
$23.99 - $40.99
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KhryssyLLC Too Tired for This Duck Coffee Funny Long Sleeve Tee | Tired Gift
The duck is not doing great. The duck is wearing slippers and has committed fully to the warm beverage. And honestly? Same. This "Too Tired for This" vintage-style long sleeve on Bella+Canvas 3501 is smooth, lightweight, and flattering — the kind of piece you wear on a morning when you have to go out but want everyone to immediately understand your current state. Slim fitting, softly worn, and layerable over anything. Perfect for tired teachers, tired moms, tired humans, or a gift for literally anyone who has ever been this duck. Available in multiple color options. Materials & Fit Made on the Bella+Canvas 3501 — 4.2 oz. 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton jersey with a smooth, lightweight feel and a slim, flattering fit. True to size — size up for a more relaxed, oversized look. Allow +/- 1 inch tolerance across measurements. Printing Each piece is printed using Screen Print or DTF (Direct to Film) technology for vibrant, long-lasting imagery that holds up wash after wash without cracking or fading. Shipping & Turnaround We do our absolute best to get your order out faster — most orders ship sooner than our standard window. Please allow up to 11–14 business days for production and fulfillment. Shipping time is additional and varies by location. Have a question about your order? Reach out and we'll be happy to help!
$20.99 - $35.99
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KhryssyLLC Too Tired for This Duck Coffee Funny Women's Tee | Exhausted Gift
The duck has her head buried in a warm beverage. She is wearing slippers. She is too tired for this. We are all the duck. The "Too Tired for This" design featuring a weary duck submerging into a large warm drink is vintage-style, deeply relatable, and made on the Comfort Colors 1717 for that pigment-dyed softness that feels like wearing your exhaustion proudly. Perfect for a coffee run, a Monday morning, every morning of Teacher Appreciation Week, or a gift for literally anyone who has ever been tired. Available in multiple color options. Materials & Fit: Made on the Comfort Colors 1717 — 6.1 oz. 100% ring-spun cotton with a signature pigment-dyed finish that gives it that perfectly broken-in softness from the very first wear. Unisex fit with a relaxed, slightly oversized silhouette that flatters all body types. True to size — size down for a more fitted look. Allow +/- 1 inch tolerance across measurements. Printing: Each piece is printed using Screen Print or DTF (Direct to Film) technology for vibrant, long-lasting imagery that holds up wash after wash without cracking or fading. Turnaround: We do our absolute best to get your order out faster — most orders ship sooner than our standard window. Please allow up to 11–14 business days for production and fulfillment. Shipping time is additional and varies by location. Have a question about your order? Reach out and we'll be happy to help!
$19.99 - $28.99
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KhryssyLLC Psycho Path High Road Funny Crewneck Sweatshirt | Chaotic Gift
The high road is a choice. The psycho path is a calling. This crewneck celebrates both the vintage illustration and the life philosophy behind it. The Gildan G180 heavyweight fleece is thick, warm, and perfectly cozy for a season when the psycho path might genuinely be more scenic. The retro woman on a tricycle with a glass of wine brings just enough irony to elevate this from funny to genuinely iconic. Available in multiple color options. Perfect birthday gift, holiday gift, or the most honest galentine's present you'll ever give. Materials & Sizing Made on the Gildan G185 Heavy Blend — 8 oz. 50/50 cotton-polyester fleece blend with a double-lined hood, front kangaroo pocket, and 1x1 rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex for lasting shape retention. Pill-resistant finish for long-term wear. Unisex fit with a relaxed, slightly oversized silhouette. True to size — size down for a more fitted look. Allow +/- 1 inch tolerance across measurements. Care Instructions Wash cold with similar colors (no bleach) Hang or lay flat to dry Avoid ironing over decorations Double-check size and color before ordering Quality & Printing Each piece is printed using Screen Print or DTF (Direct to Film) technology for vibrant, long-lasting imagery that holds up wash after wash without cracking or fading. Shipping & Turnaround We do our absolute best to get your order out faster — most orders ship sooner than our standard window. Please allow up to 11–14 business days for production and fulfillment. Shipping time is additional and varies by location. Have a question about your order? Reach out and we'll be happy to help!
$23.99 - $40.99
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KhryssyLLC Why Take the High Road When You Can Take the Psycho Path Tee
The high road is lovely. The psycho path is faster and way more interesting. This bold vintage-style design features a retro woman on a tricycle with a glass of wine — because of course it does. Made on the Comfort Colors 1717 for that pigment-dyed softness that makes it your most-reached-for tee from the first wear. The "Why Take the High Road When You Can Take the Psycho Path" statement is the kind of dry, perfectly calibrated humor that makes people laugh out loud and immediately say "I need this." Perfect birthday gift or honest self-purchase. Available in multiple color options. Materials & Fit: Made on the Comfort Colors 1717 — 6.1 oz. 100% ring-spun cotton with a signature pigment-dyed finish that gives it that perfectly broken-in softness from the very first wear. Unisex fit with a relaxed, slightly oversized silhouette that flatters all body types. True to size — size down for a more fitted look. Allow +/- 1 inch tolerance across measurements. Printing: Each piece is printed using Screen Print or DTF (Direct to Film) technology for vibrant, long-lasting imagery that holds up wash after wash without cracking or fading. Turnaround: We do our absolute best to get your order out faster — most orders ship sooner than our standard window. Please allow up to 11–14 business days for production and fulfillment. Shipping time is additional and varies by location. Have a question about your order? Reach out and we'll be happy to help!
$19.99 - $28.99
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KhryssyLLC Psycho Path High Road Funny Long Sleeve Tee | Chaotic Gift for Her
Taking the high road requires a level of restraint that some days simply isn't available — and this long sleeve understands completely. The vintage retro woman on a tricycle with a glass of wine is the energy. The Bella+Canvas 3501 brings that signature smooth, lightweight feel that layers perfectly under a jacket or stands alone with attitude. The sharp, dry "Why Take the High Road When You Can Take the Psycho Path" statement makes this the kind of piece that earns a second look and an immediate laugh. Perfect fall and winter gift for the most chaotically entertaining woman you know. Available in multiple color options. Materials & Fit Made on the Bella+Canvas 3501 — 4.2 oz. 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton jersey with a smooth, lightweight feel and a slim, flattering fit. True to size — size up for a more relaxed, oversized look. Allow +/- 1 inch tolerance across measurements. Printing Each piece is printed using Screen Print or DTF (Direct to Film) technology for vibrant, long-lasting imagery that holds up wash after wash without cracking or fading. Shipping & Turnaround We do our absolute best to get your order out faster — most orders ship sooner than our standard window. Please allow up to 11–14 business days for production and fulfillment. Shipping time is additional and varies by location. Have a question about your order? Reach out and we'll be happy to help!
$20.99 - $35.99
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KhryssyLLC Gen X Raised on Hose Water and Neglect Long Sleeve Tee
You survived summer without sunscreen, bike rides without helmets, and dinner with whatever was in the fridge. A Gen X childhood hit different — and this long sleeve captures exactly that energy. The Bella+Canvas 3501 brings smooth, lightweight warmth that layers beautifully for those cooler months when you need to make a point without saying a word. The distressed "Gen X — Raised on Hose Water & Neglect" lettering is bold, proud, and perfectly worn-in. Great for reunions, birthdays, casual Fridays, or gifting to the most nostalgia-drenched person you know. Available in multiple color options. Materials & Fit This long sleeve is made on the Bella+Canvas 3501 — 4.2 oz. 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton jersey. Smooth, lightweight, and beautifully fitted with a slim silhouette that layers perfectly. Runs true to size — size up for a more relaxed, oversized fit. Please allow +/- 1 inch tolerance across measurements. Printing Printed using Screen Print or DTF (Direct to Film) technology for bold, vibrant imagery that stays sharp and vivid wash after wash. Shipping & Turnaround Made fresh after order placement Usually ships next day if items are in stock Delivery time: 5-7 days. Custom Orders may vary. Custom colors? Let us know! Backorder times will be communicated.
$20.99 - $35.99
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KhryssyLLC Gen X Raised on Hose Water and Neglect Funny Tee
You drank from the hose, came home when the streetlights came on, and nobody tracked your location. And you're FINE. This Gen X tee is a badge of honor for the generation that survived it all with zero helicopter parents and maximum independence. The bold distressed block lettering gives it that vintage, worn-in feel that pairs perfectly with the pigment-dyed softness of the Comfort Colors 1717. Great for a weekend out, a reunion, a birthday gift, or just daily proof that you made it. Available in multiple color options. Unisex-friendly cut and sizing. Materials & Fit This tee is made on the Comfort Colors 1717 — 6.1 oz. 100% ring-spun cotton with a pigment-dyed finish that gives it that soft, worn-in feel right out of the bag. Unisex fit with a relaxed, slightly oversized silhouette. Runs true to size — size down if you prefer a more fitted look. Please allow +/- 1 inch tolerance across measurements. Printing Printed using Screen Print or DTF (Direct to Film) technology for bold, vibrant imagery that stays sharp and vivid wash after wash. Shipping & Turnaround Made fresh after order placement Usually ships next day if items are in stock Delivery time: 5-7 days. Custom Orders may vary. Custom colors? Let us know! Backorder times will be communicated.
$19.99 - $28.99
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KhryssyLLC Gen X Raised on Hose Water and Neglect Funny Hoodie Gift
You survived unsupervised summers, hose water, and a childhood with zero safety recalls — and this hoodie is your victory lap. The Gildan G185 Heavy Blend is thick, cozy, and pill-resistant, with a double-lined hood and kangaroo pocket for maximum comfort. The bold distressed "Gen X — Raised on Hose Water & Neglect" lettering is a badge of honor you can wear every single day. Perfect birthday gift for anyone born between 1965 and 1980, a reunion gift, or the most honest holiday present you can give. Available in multiple color options. Unisex-friendly sizing. Materials & Sizing Uses advanced DTF or screen print tech Unisex fit, true to size Allow +/- 1 inch tolerance Comfortable, recommended to size down for a fitted look Fabric options: Comfort Colors tees, Bella + Canvas long sleeves, Gildan SoftStyle crewnecks and hoodies Care Instructions Wash cold with similar colors (no bleach) Hang or lay flat to dry Avoid ironing over decorations Double-check size and color before ordering Quality & Printing Soft, unisex apparel designed for comfort Screen Print images or cutting-edge DTF technology for vibrant images Shipping & Turnaround Made fresh after order placement Usually ships next day if items are in stock Delivery time: 5-7 days. Custom Orders may vary. Custom colors? Let us know! Backorder times will be communicated.
$26.99 - $44.99
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KhryssyLLC Gen X Raised on Hose Water and Neglect Funny Crewneck
No participation trophies. No GPS. No problem. This Gen X crewneck is for the generation that built resilience on hose water and resourcefulness — and is genuinely proud of it. The Gildan G180 heavyweight fleece is thick, warm, and cozy enough for every slow-moving fall morning, while the bold distressed "Gen X — Raised on Hose Water & Neglect" lettering makes it the most accurate thing in your closet. Perfect birthday gift for any Gen Xer, reunion gift, or an honest tribute to a generation that made it work. Available in multiple color options. Materials & Fit This crewneck is made on the Gildan G180 Heavy Blend — 8 oz. 50/50 cotton-polyester fleece blend with a pill-resistant finish and ribbed cuffs and waistband with spandex for shape retention. Warm, cozy, and built to last. Unisex fit with a relaxed silhouette. Runs true to size — size down for a more fitted look. Please allow +/- 1 inch tolerance across measurements. Printing Printed using Screen Print or DTF (Direct to Film) technology for bold, vibrant imagery that stays sharp and vivid wash after wash. Quality & Printing Soft, unisex apparel designed for comfort Screen Print images or cutting-edge DTF technology for vibrant images Shipping & Turnaround Made fresh after order placement Usually ships next day if items are in stock Delivery time: 5-7 days. Custom Orders may vary. Custom colors? Let us know! Backorder times will be communicated.
$23.99 - $40.99
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