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Available in multiple color options, it's nostalgic humor wherever you go.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterials \u0026amp; Fit: \u003c\/strong\u003eMade on the Comfort Colors C6014 — 6.1 oz. 100% ring-spun cotton with a signature garment-dyed finish that gives it that perfectly broken-in softness from the very first wear. Unisex fit with a relaxed, slightly oversized silhouette that flatters all body types. True to size — size down for a more fitted look. 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